Mad-e-Bye-Whore

There are some people in this world who never change even if they are no good.

Featured Specimen:- Emmanuel Mad-e-Bye-Whore. After all his ‘Milan is Bootylicious‘ and ‘Barca are a great team‘ rhetoric, he still has the guts to hit back@Lord Wenger over his controversial transfer to Manchester Arabs. Meanwhile reports are all over the place that RvP might come back sooner than expected. Thanks to a Serbian housewife. Positivity is the name of the game@11Gunners as it is@Arsenal, so lets start on a positive note..

RvP will be back..

RvP is set to try unorthodox ways to recover faster. The Dutchman will have placenta rubbed into the damaged area by a Serbian housewife, Mariana Kovacevic – who has a reputation for drastically speeding up the recovery times of those she treats. She successfully healed a former Feyenoord team-mate Danzo Lazovic who was expected to take five weeks to recover, instead , recovered in just 1 week.

“She is vague about her methods but I know that she first massages you for a long time with placenta fluid,” Van Persie said. “I am going to give it a try.

“It can’t do any harm and if it helps, it helps. I’ve been in contact with Arsenal’s chief physio about it. The club has allowed me to have this treatment done.”

Well, if this does help him to recover faster. then who knows he might even be able to play against ‘Man-So-Shitty‘, leave alone Chelsea. We hope that this does work but I wont comment anything on this until I see the result. Best of luck to RvP. Hope he gets an opportunity to get back at that mercenary from Togo sooner than expected.

Talking of that ‘good-for-nothing’ Adeba’Whore’, he has raised his ugly head again. Someone should drill some manners into this idiot. He bytes to ‘Daily Mail’ were:

“I was told that I must leave, even though I didn’t want to. If I had stayed there, I don’t think I would have even played.”

“I did feel hurt. After that, I had no choice. I can’t go into the crowd with them and start shouting, so I thought the best response would be to score.”

Adebayor said of the Van Persie clash:

“I regret it but we’re all human beings. Even Barack Obama will make mistakes.”

He keeps saying that he was pushed out from the club and he never wanted to leave. Gimme a break. He always wanted to leave after that 30-goal season he had. He used to feel that ‘Milan is Bootylicious and Barca are a great team to play’ every now and then. Generally clubs tap players. In his case the player used to tap the clubs. And any of this does not give him a license to stamp onto a player and threaten his career. And more so when the player has been a former team mate and more importantly a friend. This shows that he  is not only a bad footballer but he is a bad human being as well.

He deserves the ‘love‘ being showered upon him by Arsenal Fans. BTW adebayor is gonna get a taste of what it feels like getting a footballing lesson from the best players of ‘The Beautiful Game’ in England. He is a ‘good-for-nothing’ money hungry mercenary and as he himself said that he plays for money. He is ‘Mad-e-Bye-Whore‘ no doubt.

Ramsey to follow Giggs and Fabregas..

There is some good news as well amidst this gloomy injury to RvP and Adebayor’s mean sound bytes. Aarron Ramsey played exceedingly well against Scotland. He ran the show and scored a brilliant goal as Wales thumped Scotland 3-0. Former Wales Captain is the next one to praise him after Man Utd legend Giggs did the same a few days back. Giggs said that he might take up his mantle in the Wales team and is a candidate for the Wales armband in future. Gary Speed followed it up with

“He is very special and lovely to watch, just a fantastic footballer. He reminded me of Cesc Fabregas, especially when he went through for his goal. If anyone can nurture a talent, it is Arsene and, in that respect, Ramsey is very, very lucky.”

Indeed, he is lucky to have Wenger around him. Wales star David Edwards followed it up with:

“Aaron is not 19 until Christmas time so he’s going to be a great player,” said Edwards. “He’s going to be one of the best in Europe when he gets into his prime. They say he’s a little bit like Cesc Fabregas was at his age.

“I played against him last week and he was probably Arsenal’s best player. He ran the show. He’s got such a mature head for a lad of his age. He brings the best out of everyone. The way we played does give him a little bit more space and when he gets in there he’s deadly.

“He can go on to be as good as Fabregas, definitely. When Fabregas got into the team he was 16 or 17 and Aaron is only 18. Cesc Fabregas is one of the best midfielders in the world and it’s a big comparison to make. But Aaron has got little touches like Fabregas has, and when I played against him last week, for Wolves, he really did run the show and I thought – dare I say – he was better than Fabregas in that game.

“Everyone knows Aaron is going to be a great player if he can keep his feet on the floor. I think he can because he has a very mature head on his shoulders for such a young age so he’s going to be a top player. He oozes class and confidence and when you watch him on the ball he never seems rushed and he is just a joy to watch.”

All this comparison with Giggs or Fabregas could put him under pressure of expectations. But, with Wenger around, we don’t need to worry, do we?? Lets us know about your thoughts on  this interlull..

Meanwhile, Congrats to Eduardo Da Silva, Aaron Ramsey, Thomas Vermaelen, Andrei Arshavin, and Vito Mannone, who had all recieved MAN OF THE MATCH for their national teams this week.

The Young Gunns Are Ready To Fire..

The game against ‘Man-So-Shitty‘ early next month is already being billed as a top draw, after the drama which unfolded last time these two faced off. ‘Mad-e-Bye-Whore‘ stamped Robin in the face then and left a deep scar in the heart of every Gooner around the world. Its about time the ‘Whore‘ is taught a lesson. We believe Arsene’s young side has it in them to humiliate the hell out of ‘Shitty‘.

11Gunners in tandem with Olfa Mzati, a French Goonerette from Switzerland, look into the same..

Wenger came out in open and reiterated that he would keep faith in the same group of players who ousted Liverpool from the Carling Cup in the last round. This despite the fact that they face Manchester City in the next round and they, unlike Liverpool, are expected to field a full-strength squad, as, lets face it, the Micky-Mouse Cup is their only way of winning anything this season! This is what the Professor said a couple of days back:

“We will be faithful to our policy and of course put a team out who has a good chance to win the game.”

He then explained why a young squad is still a strong one as long as they have quality imbibed in them:

“If you call a full side 11 top players, then we will play a full side. For me a full side means a team who has a chance to win any game. And our team plays to win every game.”

On the money Arsene. Lets teach the ‘Shit-Bags‘ a lesson to remember.

Robin wanted to be a part of this one, though he tragically got injured in the friendly against Italy last evening and is expected to be out for atleast two months. Hope we trash City is his honour.

Meanwhile Olfa added her ‘straight-from-the-heart‘ feelings ahead of the game:

“A Taste of Revenge”

The Carling Cup’s fifth Round seems to have a ‘taste of revenge‘ written all over. This clash between Arsene’s Army and the Citizens will be a special moment for us, as we’ll watch our fine young talents perform like only they can, and help trash City and thus make-do for Adebayors’ idiotic celebration early this season.
Our regularity proves that our first and second team, are both, able to spring outstanding performances time after the other. This, thanks to the confidence we have gained over the several games that we have unbeaten in, post our trips to Manchester. Also the conscience of a stronger defence adds impetus to the belief.

We’ve got a real opportunity to give City, a lesson of ‘Realism, Creativity and Fair Play’. In short, ‘a footballing cocktail to remember’.

“It’s our season Gooners. Let’s get behind our team. We won’t let it be stolen by those who have forgotten where they came from.

Up the Gunners, Arsenal for life!”

Dancing With The Master

Just when you thought the debate was dead and buried, out comes the greatest of them all to have his say. Its Thierry ‘God’ Henry we are talking about. The man who, with Arsene, was most instrumental in turning one certain Adebayor in what he is today. An 11Gunners comment on what the ‘Master‘ has to say for the disgrace his ‘Apprentice‘ turned out to be..

Henry, despite being a FC Barcelona player in present day, has reiterated time and again that it is North London, where his heart lies. An avid Gunner, he was recently voted the greatest player to have graced the Premiership for some reason. He scored 226 goals and did much much more for Arsenal during his 8 year stay @ N5. He is the ‘Greatest Gunner‘ of all time. Accept it.

Around the time he had done it all and knew somewhere deep within, that it was time to move on, he did his best to leave behind an able replacement. Wenger already had options ready. Adebayor was the one Titi hand-picked to polish and turn the African into a force to reckon with. In the first season without TH14, pundits backed the Gunners to not even have a single player cross the 15 goal mark for the season. Ade scored 30 instead. An enigma was born. Top connoisseurs of the European game like Barcelona, Milan came calling. All this went to his head and there began his moral decline. Making comments about Milan’s ‘Booty’ and flirting around with intrest shown from Camp Nou became part of his daily habit. Just 12 goals in the second term showed that his priorities lie elsewhere.

“I’ll play like Henry when I’m paid like Henry“

Comments like the above showed how insane a person can get.

“There is only one GOD and his name spells Thierry Henry.”

Then came the move to Man Shitty and Adebayor turned into Mad-e-Bye-Whore in no time. He followed money and started abusing his former teammates for nothing. He even didn’t spare Arsene – the man solely responsible for unearthing him from the dungeons of Africa and placing him on the pedestal of European football. Only a jerk could have done this. And you thought he was done. When Arsenal and Shitty squared off, he went loose. He kicked the opposition more than the ball in play. Bendtner, Denilson Cesc were all his targets. But the stamp he made at Van Persie’s face was a sheer disgrace. Persie almost lost his sight as a result of the same. And once he scored a goal, he didn’t mind running the entire length of the pitch to mock the Arsenal set of fans. What a loser!?

This is what King Henry had to say:

“You have to remember, no matter where you end up, the people who helped make you along the way and gave you the chance,” Henry said, according to The Daily Mirror.

“I won the treble with Barcelona last year, but I know if it wasn’t for Arsene Wenger and Arsenal I would not be the player I am today. I think the same has to be true of Adebayor. He might be one of the world’s top strikers today, but he wasn’t before Arsene got hold of him and gave him that chance. When he came from Monaco he wasn’t even getting games back in France and then within two seasons he was a player who was wanted by a lot of top clubs in Europe.”

“Arsene puts a lot of investment in you when he sees talent and I don’t think it would hurt for Adebayor to show him, the club and the fans a little more respect.”

As per the Arsenal faithful, this is what TH14 quipped:

“The fans at Arsenal were great. They were and always will be my family. I never saw them behave badly so to react like they did at the weekend shows just how angry and upset they were. They will show you love and respect, but like any relationship they will ask for that love and respect back.”

“No matter what Adebayor’s emotions were, he could have earned himself a lot of respect by not celebrating the goal. That would have shown real class, and that to be honest is what most players choose to do when they score against their old clubs. I don’t really understand why he didn’t do that.”

Now that Henry has confirmed the above, we have no doubt that he indeed lacks class. Adebayor sucks.

“All hail the GOD. All hail the Greatest Gunner. All hail the King Henry.“

RESPECT

DISGRACE

Mad-e-Bye-Whore

A day back, Arsenal could consider themselves the unluckiest Club around. First the constant threat of injuries looming all over, then the Eduardo’s ruling by Uefa, then the penalty fiasco at Old Trafford, then the loss against City in rather cruel circumstances and then going 2 goals down within 5 minutes at Liege. Life seemed tough being a Gunner but then don’t we always come back!

“What Goes Around, Comes Around“

And it did. An 11Gunners account of the same..

Its Official folks: ‘Mad-e-Bye-Whore‘ will finally pay for his eccentricities! Manchester City’s Emmanuel Adebayor has been suspended for three matches. The FA also confirmed the ban will begin immediately, ruling him out of City’s match at Old Trafford on Sunday. Adebayor had admitted the charge and was dealt with under the FA’s fast-track disciplinary system. The City striker was charged with violent conduct after he appeared to stamp on Van Persie’s face during a 4-2 win for his side against the Gunners at Eastlands last weekend, provoking the Dutchman to release a strongly-worded statement in which he accused Adebayor of a “Mindless and Malicious” act.

Adebayor also faces an improper conduct charge for his goal celebration in front of the Arsenal supporters. A separate date will be arranged for a commission to consider that charge, with City having until 30 September to respond. This is what FA’s official statement read:

“A Regulatory Commission today [Thursday] considered the charge of violent conduct issued against Manchester City’s Emmanuel Adebayor under the fast-track disciplinary procedure, following an incident with Robin van Persie during their fixture against Arsenal on the 12 September,” read an FA statement.”

“Taking into consideration Mr Adebayor’s acceptance of the charge of violent conduct the Regulatory Commission have ordered that he serve a three-match suspension from all football, commencing Thursday 17 September. A separate charge of improper conduct will be considered at a later date.”

City coach Mark Hughes, though, felt otherwise, at which Arsene quipped aptly with the following:

“You ask 100 people; 99 will say it’s very bad and the hundredth will be Mark Hughes.”

Surely this one’s vying for the ‘Quote of the Season‘ honour already. Trust Arsene for more than just ‘Beautiful Football’, mind you!

Amidst all this, one certain Harry Redknapp came with a gem of his own. Although this was no match for the Professor.

He said:

“I’ve got no time for people kicking anybody or being violent on the football pitch and he was wrong to run the length of the field.

But it’s very difficult when you’re getting abuse throughout the game like he was. It’s not celebrating a goal that cause riots, it’s idiots who want to start riots. If I had been standing there and we had been giving him grief all game and he did that, I would probably say: ‘Fair play.’

Adebayor went over the top but, at the same time, he was getting a lot of abuse from the fans for the whole afternoon. What did he do really? Run back and go like that, saying he scored.

I’m not saying it’s right but if you can’t go near the away fans when you score because you’ll cause a riot, then something is wrong. What nutters want to cause riots? Why do people need to shout abuse and cause riots? Why can’t they just watch a game of football?”

“I don’t understand it. There’s no need for it and there must be something wrong with you if you want to do that.”

He did say one word too many, didn’t he? ‘Idiots‘ Is that what he called us Gooners. If that’s how is was intended to, the FA must set-up another panel alltogether to probe into this piece of shit from the ‘Totterhmm Top-Crap.’

Meanwhile it’s time to rejoice Gooners as ‘We Are Back‘ after a win against Standard Liege. Eduardo’s ban was lifted hours before the game and fittingly he came up with the winner as Arsenal just about edged it 3-2 on the night. And now this ban to the biggest ‘Whore’ of them all makes ‘Life Being a Gunner‘, all the more worth it. Long live the Passion. Ole..

Look At That Loser. He Sucks.

Ref To The Rescue..

Hand That Sucker A 'Lifer'

Beast And The Beauty!

Scoring a goal is one thing, running the entire length of the pitch to show your disgust is something else. Winners do the former; Losers couple the same with the later. Its Official folks, “Adebayor” is the new inductee into the ‘We Hate Your Guts’ club. Ashley Cole was lone occupant of the same for some time now, it’s time a new ‘Shit-Suite’ is booked for the big a**hole better known as Emanuel Adebayor. An 11Gunners say on the same..

Last evening as Arsenal got decimated rather unluckily against ‘Man-Shitty‘, one player was in the thick of things all through. Although he scored a goal for his team late on, it’s his tirade with ‘anti-football’ which caught our fancy. Yes, ‘Mad-e-Bye-Whore’ is whom we are referring to.

Having scored 30 goals in the 2007-08 season for the Gunners, he started considering himself the best there was. Comparisons with King Henry et al were part of his daily dossier. Not that we complained ‘cos like it or not, he did score those goals. And we were forgiven for forgetting the 100 clear-cut chances he squandered in scoring those handfuls of goals. Great strikers are never a one-season wonder. This guy was just that. Arrogance, ego and sheer stupidity was all his repertoire could boast of yet he never tried to learn. Instead he went about creating nuisance in the Arsenal dressing room all through the season. Wenger played a master stroke yet again by offloading him to to-be rivals, ManShitty, for an astronomical 25 million pounds. Astronomical if you consider we bought him for just 3 million! Another astute transfer deal courtesy the Professor. But that’s where this story begins..

Last evening ‘Madebyewhore’ disgraced football. He stamped Cesc, fouled Rosicky, Bendtner and worst of the lot; he deliberately kicked Van Persie straight in his face. An act of utter shame. Players should be banned for acts like his. A silken and technically gifted player like Van Persie, no match for the Togolese physically, had to take one in his face, and the referee’s as ever, stood in silence. An offence which deserved red-card no less was allowed to let go. Two seasons back, we lost Eduardo for a long hiatus through a similar foul, and Robin too could have been a casualty had God not intervened. This is what Van Persie had to say:

“I am sad and disappointed by my former team-mate Emmanuel Adebayor’s mindless and malicious stamp on me during today’s match.”

“We are both professional footballers and I know that the game is physical; I too have made hard and sometimes miss-timed challenges but never with the intention of hurting an opponent. He set out to hurt me today.”

“I knew he was aiming for a collision because he changed the angle of his body to allow contact to be made.  He moved backwards when his natural momentum would have taken him forward. I find that deeply disrespectful. He has shown a real lack of class today, to me and the fans.”

“I do feel lucky that I have not suffered a greater injury. The contact was only centimeters from my eye. I have not received an apology from him, there were no words exchanged afterwards. He had his own agenda today and that is bad for football. It’s bad for the game we all love.”

“I want to make it clear that this has nothing to do with the result of today’s match.  We do not hide from that disappointment but I need to speak out about his behaviour.”

That was not all, after scoring his goal; he ran the entire length of the pitch, some 100 yards, to incite the Arsenal section of the fans. This could have led to a riot and almost did as one of the Stewards got injured in the melee that ensued. He should have been arrested for his act. That’s what the laws in UK deem to proclaim.

The FA meanwhile have confirmed that they will look into both the matters with close scrutiny and use the Video evidence, if the need be, to take appropriate action against the ‘shit-head’.

This is what Phil Thompson, from Sky Sports, had to say on the same:

“Adebayor has scored at one end and then gone off on a run, the complete length of the pitch, to slide right down in front of the Arsenal fans, which is absolutely daft. I would say it’s a moment of madness against Robin van Persie. I’ve seen it more and more and it looks horrible – it could be one of those they have a look at later on. It wasn’t far from Mark Clattenberg, who refereed the game exceptionally well, but he missed the incident. “

“Van Persie goes in to challenge Adebayor and as he is sort of falling, Adebayor, and stepping over him he puts his foot out and in my opinion, he takes a little poke at him and catches him in the face. “

“The more you see it, the more awful it looks and only Adebayor knows if he meant it.”

And this is what Mark Hughes, the City Manager, almost jokingly, said on the same:

“We just have to understand that he is an emotional guy and he wanted to share the moment with the fans in the corner with whom he has a special affinity. It is the same area that the Arsenal fans were in so there is the potential for people to see it as the wrong thing to do. We recognise that and so does Ade.”

How more ‘shitty’ can one get?

We Gooners demand ‘Mad-e-bye-whore’ to be banned for atleast 7 games for both his offences. An absolute disgrace to the’ Beautiful Game’, guys like him are better suited to football in the dungeons of Africa, no offences, but certainly not on the same pitch as the Dutch masterclass that Robin Van Persie is. Get a life Ade, you need one. Feel sorry for you. Come to Emirates, and we’ll let you feel the same.

Gooner for life..

Revenge Of The Fallen..

@Emirates, You Are Gonna Run For Your Life Mate..

Video Of Ade’s Stamp On Van Persie:

Video Of Ade’s Disgraceful Run After Scoring A Goal:

He believes that aspirations of Real Madrid & Man City are not much different but the history is on Real’s side. They have a fabulous history as a club, unlike Man City. He believes that Man City have the potential to break into top 4 but it might take more time than at hand to realise this dream. According to him, football is a Team game and a Team can click only when they gel together. A team with more than 3 new signing might take a lot of time to click together. Let alone the case of Man City who have a new recruit for almost evrey position on the pitch.

The Smart Dog is back to work. He sold Ade to them, who was anyways wearing a shoe bigger than the size of his feet. His worth was way below 25m pounds we got from City. Toure was also sold at a very high price & this was a great deal considering he was going downhill as a player.

But there is more to it than what meets the eye. Both are destined to play African Cup of Nations. It would have crippled us during that time, so it’s better that they leave us and cripple Man City instead. A very smart move, indeed.

Trust Le’ Prof to get the “Economics” of a transfer move all sorted out to perfection, almost evrey single time..