Beast And The Beauty!

Scoring a goal is one thing, running the entire length of the pitch to show your disgust is something else. Winners do the former; Losers couple the same with the later. Its Official folks, “Adebayor” is the new inductee into the ‘We Hate Your Guts’ club. Ashley Cole was lone occupant of the same for some time now, it’s time a new ‘Shit-Suite’ is booked for the big a**hole better known as Emanuel Adebayor. An 11Gunners say on the same..

Last evening as Arsenal got decimated rather unluckily against ‘Man-Shitty‘, one player was in the thick of things all through. Although he scored a goal for his team late on, it’s his tirade with ‘anti-football’ which caught our fancy. Yes, ‘Mad-e-Bye-Whore’ is whom we are referring to.

Having scored 30 goals in the 2007-08 season for the Gunners, he started considering himself the best there was. Comparisons with King Henry et al were part of his daily dossier. Not that we complained ‘cos like it or not, he did score those goals. And we were forgiven for forgetting the 100 clear-cut chances he squandered in scoring those handfuls of goals. Great strikers are never a one-season wonder. This guy was just that. Arrogance, ego and sheer stupidity was all his repertoire could boast of yet he never tried to learn. Instead he went about creating nuisance in the Arsenal dressing room all through the season. Wenger played a master stroke yet again by offloading him to to-be rivals, ManShitty, for an astronomical 25 million pounds. Astronomical if you consider we bought him for just 3 million! Another astute transfer deal courtesy the Professor. But that’s where this story begins..

Last evening ‘Madebyewhore’ disgraced football. He stamped Cesc, fouled Rosicky, Bendtner and worst of the lot; he deliberately kicked Van Persie straight in his face. An act of utter shame. Players should be banned for acts like his. A silken and technically gifted player like Van Persie, no match for the Togolese physically, had to take one in his face, and the referee’s as ever, stood in silence. An offence which deserved red-card no less was allowed to let go. Two seasons back, we lost Eduardo for a long hiatus through a similar foul, and Robin too could have been a casualty had God not intervened. This is what Van Persie had to say:

“I am sad and disappointed by my former team-mate Emmanuel Adebayor’s mindless and malicious stamp on me during today’s match.”

“We are both professional footballers and I know that the game is physical; I too have made hard and sometimes miss-timed challenges but never with the intention of hurting an opponent. He set out to hurt me today.”

“I knew he was aiming for a collision because he changed the angle of his body to allow contact to be made.  He moved backwards when his natural momentum would have taken him forward. I find that deeply disrespectful. He has shown a real lack of class today, to me and the fans.”

“I do feel lucky that I have not suffered a greater injury. The contact was only centimeters from my eye. I have not received an apology from him, there were no words exchanged afterwards. He had his own agenda today and that is bad for football. It’s bad for the game we all love.”

“I want to make it clear that this has nothing to do with the result of today’s match.  We do not hide from that disappointment but I need to speak out about his behaviour.”

That was not all, after scoring his goal; he ran the entire length of the pitch, some 100 yards, to incite the Arsenal section of the fans. This could have led to a riot and almost did as one of the Stewards got injured in the melee that ensued. He should have been arrested for his act. That’s what the laws in UK deem to proclaim.

The FA meanwhile have confirmed that they will look into both the matters with close scrutiny and use the Video evidence, if the need be, to take appropriate action against the ‘shit-head’.

This is what Phil Thompson, from Sky Sports, had to say on the same:

“Adebayor has scored at one end and then gone off on a run, the complete length of the pitch, to slide right down in front of the Arsenal fans, which is absolutely daft. I would say it’s a moment of madness against Robin van Persie. I’ve seen it more and more and it looks horrible – it could be one of those they have a look at later on. It wasn’t far from Mark Clattenberg, who refereed the game exceptionally well, but he missed the incident. “

“Van Persie goes in to challenge Adebayor and as he is sort of falling, Adebayor, and stepping over him he puts his foot out and in my opinion, he takes a little poke at him and catches him in the face. “

“The more you see it, the more awful it looks and only Adebayor knows if he meant it.”

And this is what Mark Hughes, the City Manager, almost jokingly, said on the same:

“We just have to understand that he is an emotional guy and he wanted to share the moment with the fans in the corner with whom he has a special affinity. It is the same area that the Arsenal fans were in so there is the potential for people to see it as the wrong thing to do. We recognise that and so does Ade.”

How more ‘shitty’ can one get?

We Gooners demand ‘Mad-e-bye-whore’ to be banned for atleast 7 games for both his offences. An absolute disgrace to the’ Beautiful Game’, guys like him are better suited to football in the dungeons of Africa, no offences, but certainly not on the same pitch as the Dutch masterclass that Robin Van Persie is. Get a life Ade, you need one. Feel sorry for you. Come to Emirates, and we’ll let you feel the same.

Gooner for life..

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Video Of Ade’s Stamp On Van Persie:

Video Of Ade’s Disgraceful Run After Scoring A Goal: