They Never Get 3 Points!

Gooners..If you liked the First Part of the series of taunts directed at the Spuds, well, this one is all the more direct, all the more humiliating and all the more hilarious. So sit back and enjoy another set of ‘Q n A’s on Totterham’..

An 11Gunners treat ahead of the North-London derby, for all the Gooners out there..

Spurs Keeper

Q: Why is The Spurs Keeper Gay?

A: Because he has 10 Bums in front of him and 10 Thousand Pricks behind!

Post Office and Spurs

Q: Did you hear the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?

A: They had pictures of Tottenham players on them and people couldn’t figure out which side to spit on!
Potatoes and Spurs
Q: Why do Tottenham fans plant potatoes round the edge of their gardens?

A: So they have something to lift at the end of the season!

Cliff and Spurs

Q: A car full of Tottenham fans drive over a cliff! Why is that bad?

A: You can only fit 7 in a car!
Bucket of Shit and Spurs

Q: What’s the difference between a Spurs fan and a Bucket of shit?

A: The Bucket!

3-Pin Plug and Spurs

Q: What’s the similarity between Spurs and a 3-Pin Plug?

A: They’re both F@cking useless in Europe!

Hedgehog and Spurs

Q: What’s the difference between a Hedgehog and the Spurs bus?

A: The Spurs bus has more pricks!

Spurs!

Q: Why do people take an instant dislike to Spurs ?

A: It Saves time!

Spurs Fan’s

Q: What do you call an Spurs fan with half a brain ?

A: Gifted!

Spurs Fan’s

Q: How do you make an Spurs fan’s eyes light up ?

A: Shine a torch in his ears!

Spurs Player’s

Q: How many Spurs players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Eleven – One to Change it and Ten to Get it out the box!

Sand and Spurs

Q: What do you do have when Tottenham fans are buried up to their neck in sand?

A: Not enough sand!

Spurs: Version 2

Q: What would an improved version of Spurs be called?

A: Newcastle United!

Moment of Truth!

Q: You’r are locked in a room with a Lion, A Crocodile and a Spud? You have a Gun with 2 Bullets. What should you do?

A: Very obvious. Shoot the Spurs fan – Twice!

Also Read:

The Best Anti-Tottenham Jokes: Part 1!!

The Best Anti-Tottenham Jokes: Part 3!!

The Best Anti-Tottenham Jokes: Part 4!!