Mad-e-Bye-Whore

A day back, Arsenal could consider themselves the unluckiest Club around. First the constant threat of injuries looming all over, then the Eduardo’s ruling by Uefa, then the penalty fiasco at Old Trafford, then the loss against City in rather cruel circumstances and then going 2 goals down within 5 minutes at Liege. Life seemed tough being a Gunner but then don’t we always come back!

“What Goes Around, Comes Around“

And it did. An 11Gunners account of the same..

Its Official folks: ‘Mad-e-Bye-Whore‘ will finally pay for his eccentricities! Manchester City’s Emmanuel Adebayor has been suspended for three matches. The FA also confirmed the ban will begin immediately, ruling him out of City’s match at Old Trafford on Sunday. Adebayor had admitted the charge and was dealt with under the FA’s fast-track disciplinary system. The City striker was charged with violent conduct after he appeared to stamp on Van Persie’s face during a 4-2 win for his side against the Gunners at Eastlands last weekend, provoking the Dutchman to release a strongly-worded statement in which he accused Adebayor of a “Mindless and Malicious” act.

Adebayor also faces an improper conduct charge for his goal celebration in front of the Arsenal supporters. A separate date will be arranged for a commission to consider that charge, with City having until 30 September to respond. This is what FA’s official statement read:

“A Regulatory Commission today [Thursday] considered the charge of violent conduct issued against Manchester City’s Emmanuel Adebayor under the fast-track disciplinary procedure, following an incident with Robin van Persie during their fixture against Arsenal on the 12 September,” read an FA statement.”

“Taking into consideration Mr Adebayor’s acceptance of the charge of violent conduct the Regulatory Commission have ordered that he serve a three-match suspension from all football, commencing Thursday 17 September. A separate charge of improper conduct will be considered at a later date.”

City coach Mark Hughes, though, felt otherwise, at which Arsene quipped aptly with the following:

“You ask 100 people; 99 will say it’s very bad and the hundredth will be Mark Hughes.”

Surely this one’s vying for the ‘Quote of the Season‘ honour already. Trust Arsene for more than just ‘Beautiful Football’, mind you!

Amidst all this, one certain Harry Redknapp came with a gem of his own. Although this was no match for the Professor.

He said:

“I’ve got no time for people kicking anybody or being violent on the football pitch and he was wrong to run the length of the field.

But it’s very difficult when you’re getting abuse throughout the game like he was. It’s not celebrating a goal that cause riots, it’s idiots who want to start riots. If I had been standing there and we had been giving him grief all game and he did that, I would probably say: ‘Fair play.’

Adebayor went over the top but, at the same time, he was getting a lot of abuse from the fans for the whole afternoon. What did he do really? Run back and go like that, saying he scored.

I’m not saying it’s right but if you can’t go near the away fans when you score because you’ll cause a riot, then something is wrong. What nutters want to cause riots? Why do people need to shout abuse and cause riots? Why can’t they just watch a game of football?”

“I don’t understand it. There’s no need for it and there must be something wrong with you if you want to do that.”

He did say one word too many, didn’t he? ‘Idiots‘ Is that what he called us Gooners. If that’s how is was intended to, the FA must set-up another panel alltogether to probe into this piece of shit from the ‘Totterhmm Top-Crap.’

Meanwhile it’s time to rejoice Gooners as ‘We Are Back‘ after a win against Standard Liege. Eduardo’s ban was lifted hours before the game and fittingly he came up with the winner as Arsenal just about edged it 3-2 on the night. And now this ban to the biggest ‘Whore’ of them all makes ‘Life Being a Gunner‘, all the more worth it. Long live the Passion. Ole..

Look At That Loser. He Sucks.

Ref To The Rescue..

Hand That Sucker A 'Lifer'