Mad-e-Bye-Whore

There are some people in this world who never change even if they are no good.

Featured Specimen:- Emmanuel Mad-e-Bye-Whore. After all his ‘Milan is Bootylicious‘ and ‘Barca are a great team‘ rhetoric, he still has the guts to hit back@Lord Wenger over his controversial transfer to Manchester Arabs. Meanwhile reports are all over the place that RvP might come back sooner than expected. Thanks to a Serbian housewife. Positivity is the name of the game@11Gunners as it is@Arsenal, so lets start on a positive note..

RvP will be back..

RvP is set to try unorthodox ways to recover faster. The Dutchman will have placenta rubbed into the damaged area by a Serbian housewife, Mariana Kovacevic – who has a reputation for drastically speeding up the recovery times of those she treats. She successfully healed a former Feyenoord team-mate Danzo Lazovic who was expected to take five weeks to recover, instead , recovered in just 1 week.

“She is vague about her methods but I know that she first massages you for a long time with placenta fluid,” Van Persie said. “I am going to give it a try.

“It can’t do any harm and if it helps, it helps. I’ve been in contact with Arsenal’s chief physio about it. The club has allowed me to have this treatment done.”

Well, if this does help him to recover faster. then who knows he might even be able to play against ‘Man-So-Shitty‘, leave alone Chelsea. We hope that this does work but I wont comment anything on this until I see the result. Best of luck to RvP. Hope he gets an opportunity to get back at that mercenary from Togo sooner than expected.

Talking of that ‘good-for-nothing’ Adeba’Whore’, he has raised his ugly head again. Someone should drill some manners into this idiot. He bytes to ‘Daily Mail’ were:

“I was told that I must leave, even though I didn’t want to. If I had stayed there, I don’t think I would have even played.”

“I did feel hurt. After that, I had no choice. I can’t go into the crowd with them and start shouting, so I thought the best response would be to score.”

Adebayor said of the Van Persie clash:

“I regret it but we’re all human beings. Even Barack Obama will make mistakes.”

He keeps saying that he was pushed out from the club and he never wanted to leave. Gimme a break. He always wanted to leave after that 30-goal season he had. He used to feel that ‘Milan is Bootylicious and Barca are a great team to play’ every now and then. Generally clubs tap players. In his case the player used to tap the clubs. And any of this does not give him a license to stamp onto a player and threaten his career. And more so when the player has been a former team mate and more importantly a friend. This shows that he  is not only a bad footballer but he is a bad human being as well.

He deserves the ‘love‘ being showered upon him by Arsenal Fans. BTW adebayor is gonna get a taste of what it feels like getting a footballing lesson from the best players of ‘The Beautiful Game’ in England. He is a ‘good-for-nothing’ money hungry mercenary and as he himself said that he plays for money. He is ‘Mad-e-Bye-Whore‘ no doubt.

Ramsey to follow Giggs and Fabregas..

There is some good news as well amidst this gloomy injury to RvP and Adebayor’s mean sound bytes. Aarron Ramsey played exceedingly well against Scotland. He ran the show and scored a brilliant goal as Wales thumped Scotland 3-0. Former Wales Captain is the next one to praise him after Man Utd legend Giggs did the same a few days back. Giggs said that he might take up his mantle in the Wales team and is a candidate for the Wales armband in future. Gary Speed followed it up with

“He is very special and lovely to watch, just a fantastic footballer. He reminded me of Cesc Fabregas, especially when he went through for his goal. If anyone can nurture a talent, it is Arsene and, in that respect, Ramsey is very, very lucky.”

Indeed, he is lucky to have Wenger around him. Wales star David Edwards followed it up with:

“Aaron is not 19 until Christmas time so he’s going to be a great player,” said Edwards. “He’s going to be one of the best in Europe when he gets into his prime. They say he’s a little bit like Cesc Fabregas was at his age.

“I played against him last week and he was probably Arsenal’s best player. He ran the show. He’s got such a mature head for a lad of his age. He brings the best out of everyone. The way we played does give him a little bit more space and when he gets in there he’s deadly.

“He can go on to be as good as Fabregas, definitely. When Fabregas got into the team he was 16 or 17 and Aaron is only 18. Cesc Fabregas is one of the best midfielders in the world and it’s a big comparison to make. But Aaron has got little touches like Fabregas has, and when I played against him last week, for Wolves, he really did run the show and I thought – dare I say – he was better than Fabregas in that game.

“Everyone knows Aaron is going to be a great player if he can keep his feet on the floor. I think he can because he has a very mature head on his shoulders for such a young age so he’s going to be a top player. He oozes class and confidence and when you watch him on the ball he never seems rushed and he is just a joy to watch.”

All this comparison with Giggs or Fabregas could put him under pressure of expectations. But, with Wenger around, we don’t need to worry, do we?? Lets us know about your thoughts on  this interlull..

Meanwhile, Congrats to Eduardo Da Silva, Aaron Ramsey, Thomas Vermaelen, Andrei Arshavin, and Vito Mannone, who had all recieved MAN OF THE MATCH for their national teams this week.