The Best Anti-Chelsea Jokes: Part 1!!
Posted by Tazz | Posted in Just For Fun | Posted on 27-11-2009
Tags: arsenal, Arsene Wenger, Carlo Ancelotti, chelsea, emirates, English Premiership, Jokes, Stanford Bridge
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Gooners, its that time of the year, we face off with our trans-city rivals, to square-off in the North-West London derby. You guessed it, its time for the ultimate show down. Its ‘Arsenal Vs Chelsea‘ and its Next..
But before things get heated up, lets go through some of the best ‘Anti-Chelsea Q n A’s‘ around. We@11Gunners feel elated to share the same with you RIGHT NOW..
Q: Why did Chelsea go on the Stock Exchange?
A: To prove that crap can float!
Q: What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a Pig?
A: I don’t know, there are some things a pig just won’t do!
Q. Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the Toilet?
A. So they know which end to wipe!
Q: What’s the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an Onion?
A: No one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan!
Q: What do Chelsea keepers and Michael Jackson both have in common?
A: Both wear gloves for no apparent reason!
Q: What does Scolari say when Chelsea score?
A: Fantastic. Now let us try to get goal at other end of pitch!
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, an Intelligent Chelsea supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course – the other 3 are mythical creatures!
Q: How can you tell a levelheaded Chelsea supporter?
A: He dribbles from both sides of his mouth – at the same time!
Q: What is the difference between a Chelsea fan and a Battery?
A: A battery has a positive side!
Q: What do you get if you see a Chelsea fan buried up to his neck in sand?
A: More sand!
Q: What do Chelsea fans and Mushrooms have in common?
A: They both have big heads and live in shit!
Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the Moon?
A: A Problem!
Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the Moon?
A: An even bigger problem!
Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the Moon?
A: Problem solved!
Q: What is the difference between Jose Mourinho and God ?
A: God doesn’t think he’s Jose Mourinho!
Q: What is the difference between Drogba and a Mini?
A: A mini can only carry three passengers!
Q: How can you tell ET is a Chelsea fan?
A: Because he looks like one!
Q. Two Chelsea fans jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?
A. Who gives a F**K!
Q: How do you define 144 Chelsea fans?
A: Gross Stupidity!
Also Read:
The Best Anti-Chelsea Jokes: Part 2!!
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Become proper football fans and not a bloody embrassment. Ok fair enough the arsenal fans in england are known to be at the bottom of the footballing food chaing, bitter neanderthals with a huge chip on their shoulder who are runners but you guys make even them look good.
Seriously lads you are a fuckign embarassment, any self respecting football fan who spends their saturday afternoons on the terraces would be embrassed by your amuetuer rubbish
Hmm..
Harsh words. Well we are ‘Arsenal’ through & through.
Hope that answers your query here mate!
Very funny guys, laughed my ass off, so I did. And for your own sanity and peace of mind, please ignore the fucking “gungadoon” troll.
oh dear. A troll is out to wind up
I’m a match-going football fan from england who finds the crap on this site cringeowrthy
That sort of shit doesn’t stand up on the fucking terraces does it.
Can you imagine getting away with that shit in England
fuck off and do one you fucking mong
Harsh words but true
Lets be honest would you ever get any proper football fan comparing the premiership to a hot girl
its embrassing
And sorry you’re not Arsenal through and through, you may percieve you are ut you’re not