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Gooners, its that time of the year, we face off with our trans-city rivals, to square-off in the North London derby. You guessed it, its time for the ultimate show down. Its ‘Arsenal vs Tottenham‘ and its Next..

But before things get heated up, lets go through some of the best ‘Anti-Tottenham‘ jokes around. We@11Gunners feel elated to share the same with all you Gooners out there. Here are the 11 of the very best Q n A’s on the ‘Not-So-Hot-Spurs‘..

A Record

David Blaine was gutted to hear that his record of 48 days in the box doing absolutely nothing has been broken by Roman Pavlyuchenko!

Rubbish Spurs

Osama Bin Laden sent out a new video to prove he was still alive, in it he said Spurs were rubbish recently. British Intelligence dismissed it saying:

”That could have been recorded anytime in the last 8 years!”

A Triangle and Spurs

Q: What is the difference between a Triangle and Spurs?

A: A Triangle has 3 Points!

Chewing Gum and Spurs

Q: What does a Chewing Gum and Tottenham have in common?

A: They both stick to the bottom of the table!

Tottenham Fans

Q: Why do Tottenham fans carry lighters round with them?

A: Because they lose all their Matches!

2 Points

Q: What has Totenham and a Tooth Pick got in common?

A: The tooth pick has two points!

Bigfoot and Spurs Defence

Q: What’s the difference between Bigfoot and the Spurs defence?

A: Bigfoot has been spotted several times!

THFC

Q: What does THFC stand for?

A: Tottenham Heading For the Championship!

Harry Redknapp and Cowboy

Q: What’s the difference between Harry Redknapp and a Cowboy?

A: A cowboy wears Spurs on his Boots whereas Harry is a Crap Manager!

Premier League and Cowboy

Q: What do the Premier League and a Cowboy have in common?

A: They both have Spurs at their feet!

Spurs Fan

Q: What does a Spurs fan do after he sees his team win?

A: Turns off the Xbox!

Also Read:

The Best Anti-Tottenham Jokes: Part 2!!

The Best Anti-Tottenham Jokes: Part 3!!

The Best Anti-Tottenham Jokes: Part 4!!